
Sophisticated Kris
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For all the Kris fans out there…Kris is back (I’m pretty sure that everyone knows that by now =P)!
On March 12th, 2013, a fan that spotted Kris outside having dinner in Guangzhou, Guangdong Province, China before the day of his flight to Beijing, mentioned that Kris would be flying back to South Korea. As usual, information such as this in the Internet Age aka the Age of “Big Brother is Watching You” spreads globally across all social media networking sites and electronic devices with a wireless connection, and that too at lightning speed. Upon hearing the good news, fans felt inexpressible joy in their hearts and were preparing to either see Kris at Guangzhou Baiyun International Airport or sit behind their computer screen and get ready for reblogging the fashionista’s airport pics. on Tumblr.

Camera Detector Kris…
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Hailing from a nation that has a population of over 1.3 billion, it is no surprise that there were a large number of fans that turned up to meet Kris at the airport and bid him farewell. Moreover, on the very same day, Kris‘ appearance at the airport and his soaring popularity had landed his name as the No.1 most searched topic on Weibo, a Chinese social networking site that is equivalent to Twitter.
SM Entertainment…you have done well to crack into the Chinese market by effectively utilizing your carefully-planned out marketing techniques for EXO-M. As for you, Kris…you have done well by being attentive to the emotions of your fans. However, a word of advice…be careful of pleasing people too easily. Yes, it’s a way of bringing joy and happiness for many, but take it from the famous people that have experienced and expressed that pleasing people should never be a top priority. Do not sacrifice your own personal happiness for the sake of others.
Without a doubt, Dui Zhang Kris, an admirable person in the eyes of many, has learned over time, since his debut, on how to win the hearts of fans. A leader, a good communicator, a person that expresses wisdom and empathy, a person that tries to make it clear that he can be himself even as a celebrity, that is none other than Dui Zhang Kris. Should I say more and sound more flattering? =P
My favorite picture of Kris on the day that he traveled from Guangzhou to Beijing would have to be…

Grumpy Kris: “Where is my luggage?” I kid, I kid! =P
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And this…

Aegyo Kris
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One noticeable aspect of Kris on this day was that his cheeks looked more plump. Aunty Wu must have been making lots of yummy food while he was staying at home. It seems as though I have competition from him in the cheeks department now. Oh my… I’m still cuter than you, Kris! =P Nice try!
Moving on…
[13/03/13] FAN ACCOUNTS

Kris proudly waving to his uncle fans!
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The most funny thing was during the whole process, Kris gained a lot of passerby/uncle fans. He sure was pleased of himself. With the black sunglasses and sitting on his seat coolly, the uncles that passed by will stop and come close to take many pictures. The surrounding fans who were watching were laughing hard. “This lad is pretty good looking, even guys will like him, let alone girls!” Are you serious uncle, where are your morals? —(Credit: 燃烧生命中的K小莉K了个K; Translation by: exo-c-trans.tumblr.com)
Tsk tsk tsk…how can uncles be like this? xD

Fans waiting to get a signature from Kris in the airplane
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Your idol is a good person, when fans wanted his signatures on the plane he gave it to them. After that the situation kind of got out of control when the fans started queuing up to get his signature. The air stewardesses started collecting their notebooks and then returning them back to the fans so as to not affect the flight safety.
When there’s an announcement for meals, Yifan told those fans in the queue “Time to eat, everyone return back to your seats.” I would like to add on that, he looks really shy when he smiles.
[T/N: The person who posted this is a passenger on the same flight as Kris from Guangzhou to Beijing. The flight got delayed because the fans following Kris refused to sit down so the guy got a little frustrated. He didn’t know Kris is Canadian-Chinese and thought that he’s a korean at first because he thought he was really good looking. ---(Credit: 请叫我楠学士; Translated by: nyeolyo via EXO)
Even the uncle noticed that Kris looks shy when he smiles! xD

Kris and the “empty” seat next to him
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No one dared to sit next to King’s seat. The original uncle, which sat in the seat, said, “If you guys like this seat, I could give it you guys.” In that moment, it was very overwhelming and caused some commotion. Approximately an hour later, the uncle returned and said, “All of them are too afraid to sit next to you, so I might as well return.” *sigh* At that time, the seat had been filled with fan letters, pens and paper. The uncle took a look and said, “If you need it, I could not sit here.” Kris then hurriedly started to tidy the seat, “No no, you should come back sit, you can sit!” —(Credit: 土逼xi小王子, Translated by: xingheii)
It would have been cool if one of the fans had the guts to sit next to Kris and just chill. xD I would have went and sat in the empty seat next to his, then stare at the white wall in front of me in silence and with a straight face for a few minutes. After that I would scare Kris by turning my head towards him immediately with a clown-like grin, and just stare at him like that for a couple of minutes. Just kidding! (A big sporty guy sitting next to my desk did that in class, which was an Accounting II class, back in my previous university just to get a reaction out of me. It was pretty hilarious! I tried really hard not to laugh so that I wouldn’t get in trouble by the professor).

Kris still has the teddy bear keychain ^^
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As we were landing I asked him, “WuYiFan, did you read my letter?” He gave me a “devilish” smile and said, “I threw it away.” I thought I misheard!! I couldn’t believe it so I asked him again, same reply. Then my friend pointed out to me that he put it in his back pocket. I was going to cry!! No one is a better jokester than him! —(Credit: @传说中的S君; Translated by: lusifan.tumblr.com)
Kris pulling fans’ legs. I knew that he would turn out to be this kind of person =P Hahahaha! I can sense some sarcasm in him. If I had heard him say that, I would have said, “Oh, really? I will throw you away! Bye bye ultimate bias! Wheee!” Hahahahaha! I’m just kidding. I wouldn’t have said that. I would have simply said, “Suuuuree…I believe you. Yup.”
Kris be trollin’. I found the following scenario really funny:
After learning that his luggage is lost, he said dumbly and happily, “GO!” —(Credit: xingheii)

Kris: “GO!”
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Go go Power Rangers! *Power Rangers theme plays in the background* (click here to listen to the theme)
Kris also asked fans:
“Speak! Is it you guys who took my luggage?” —(Credit: 許小爆; Translated by: nyeolyo)
The King aka Emperor Wu asks you all to speak! Rise my friends! Rise for questioning! For if you do not speak and is found guilty, then you shall be banished to the dungeons where dragons roam. I should probably stop. I’ve read too many fantasy novels =P Who remembers the Dragonlance series or Dungeons and Dragons? For some reason I also remember the Knights Who Say “Ni!” (click here to see). One of the Knights of Ni! even says, “Now…GO!” at the end. I can’t believe that my friend and I actually had this on our iPod back in high school. Hahahaha! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Basically, the airlines that Kris was flying on had sent his luggage to Qingdao by mistake. This is why one should make sure to always carefully check the details on the sticky tag that is placed on the luggage while checking-in.
Other Moments

Kris with a My Little Perfect World book
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I find the above picture really cute. I wonder what the book is about.

Kris‘ fan gift
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This customized phone case, that was given by a fan, looks nice. It’s not too over-the-top in terms of a gift – it’s just a simple form of gratitude.
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Kris ready to hand out Ferrero Rocher chocolates to fans
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Now, moving onto the highlights of Dui Zhang flying from Beijing Capital International Airport to Incheon International Airport on March 14th, 2013…
A fan had given Kris Ferrero Rocher chocolates for White Day (have I ever mentioned that Forrero Rocher, Lindt, and Patchi chocolates are my favorite?). White Day is a day celebrated in East Asia on March 14th, which is a month after Valentine’s Day. On this day, the guys give gifts, such as chocolates, to their loved ones. Kris, being the “heartwarming” person that he is =P, opened the case of Ferrero Rocher chocolates and handed some out to the fans. Me want one too!
[FAN ACCOUNT] A fan that went to send Kris almost tripped and fell into Kris’s arms. She couldn’t squeeze her way out of the crowd so she went behind Kris and followed him into the departure hall. She mumbled to herself “smells good” (she’s referring to Kris) Kris heard her, turned around and smiled at her. —(Credit: EXO吧微博)
Fan girls be trippin’

Proud Kris
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[FAN ACCOUNT] The shirt Kris wore today was given by a fan. The shirt was made by hand and she attached the 1600 fake crystals onto the shirt herself. —(Credit: 不繁亦不凡的库里斯坑里土豆)
People have time to do this for public figures? Dang! Then again, people would be wondering the same thing about my posts =P I actually don’t have time!
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Anyhow, remember when I once said that Kris is like three different people? It suddenly occurred to me that perhaps…on this trip Kris really was three different people. By that, I mean…
It was Wu Yi Fan that traveled back home to Guangzhou in China. It was Kevin that traveled back to Canada. Now, it’s Kris that has finally flown back to South Korea, reassuring his fans that, “I’m waiting because I can’t be without you” (this was written in an autograph that he gave to a fan while traveling).
Yah…what’s the point of saying these words? You will be breaking a lot of people’s hearts in the future by saying such things. Save it for someone else! BABO!

Manager Kyun and Kris
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Another interesting highlight was Kris meeting Manager Kyun aka Manager Oppa aka Peach Manager once he reached Incheon International Airport. Look at that hug!
Also, Kris got to meet Aunty Wu at the airport. It’s nice that she’s staying in South Korea with him. On the other hand, it’s also funny as my mum arrived yesterday from Adelaide xD
As usual, Kris‘ never-ending fan service at the airport continues. Hopefully this is the last post on Kris‘ airport adventures, iA.
*yawn*
I’m actually listening to some songs that I listened to back in high school and feel really overwhelmed by the nostalgia. Okay, that was random, but my thoughts have shifted away from Dui Zhang‘s airport phenomenon right now =P Sometimes I get stuck in the past and sometimes I think too far ahead into the future. I always have to remind myself that I must live in the present.
I still haven’t found the motivation to write the book that I have always wanted to write, and never did I expect to end up writing posts like these instead. Maybe a few years from now when Kris becomes a grandpa, he would stumble on these posts and remember how he used to be xD Just kidding!

“Say wha-? Aiii my back is aching…ohohoho” – Grumpy Grandpa Kris
I can imagine Kris as a fashionable grandpa xD When I arrived in Sydney last month, I spotted a fashionable elderly lady and man. They were dressed all prim and proper and looked so cute! Ahhh, now I’m really getting carried away. Back to the topic.
I read Lay‘s message to fans for White Day and I must say his expression of love sounds like Kris‘. So, do the guys in SME get training on writing “love letters” to fans? xD
Chanyurrr aka Chanyeol also sent a message to fans on White Day. His pictures along with the message were cute. Here is one of the pics.

Chanyurrr and his bouquet of flowers
Did anyone spot something interesting in it? No, it’s not the disco dance move that he is doing with his hand…hahaha (I’m just joking about that), it’s the Ferrero Rocher chocolate in his bouquet of flowers. Kris must have given his 11 brothers some of the chocolate that he received. It has been more than a month since Kris has seen his fellow brothers. There must have been a happy reunion with lots of hugs and laughs as soon as Kris got back. ^^

Hearteuu and a bouquet of flowers with a Ferrero Rocher on top
So cute! My friends and I used to do those heart formations a lot! xD I miss! I love how there’s a Ferrero Rocher chocolate just randomly placed on top of the bouquet of flowers.
On a random note, you know that StarCall application that’s available on the iPhone? Has anyone noticed that U-KISS is always sending video messages to fans? It looks like they really enjoy using the app. There is a StarCall notice almost everyday and it always turns out to be from them!
P.S. There are some comments from readers that have been going into the spam section lately. It’s a good thing that I checked the spam section today and found some of the comments there, ’cause I usually don’t check them and then after a while they get deleted. If any of you have ever left a comment and you didn’t see it appear on the blog or hear from me, I apologize.
P.S.S. Someone please hire me as a PR person =P

Kris: Bye bye! *waves*
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Buh byeee! (Yes, my “bye” has always been “buh bye!” since I was young =P)
—Moonlight